Ask the Oracle


I'd ask you to sit down, but, you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase.

With every deed you are sowing a seed, though the harvest you may not see.

—Ella Wheeler Wilcox, American writer and poet (via chinkerton)

Anonymous asked: will sean carruthers come back tomorrow

No, but Luis might.

Temet Nosce

Do you know what that means? 

 It means know thy self. I wanna tell you a little secret, being the one is just like being in love. No one needs to tell you you are in love, you just know it, through and through. 

Anonymous asked: where is my wallet?

The gnomes hid it in a pair of your shorts nestled in the closet.

Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)

You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.

Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)

Yep, I predicted this overwhelming lack of inquiries. 

Mmm. Candy.

Truth is an event, and only through experience can the veracity of a truth be verified.

—The Oracle (The Matrix)